Who double dips during a pandemic, really?

My workplace has yet to shut down.  
This guy is right.  
Dildos aren't essential items.  Try a cucumber instead, but don't get it stuck up there!

No, don't use a baked potato!

I'm considering ordering a baclava balaclava to go along with my hijab and my do-rag.

More and more bad news piles up.  But No Age has some new music.  

I am still processing the very sudden loss of Adam Schlesinger from Fountains of Wayne.  Very sad loss of a very talented man.  I'll always remember dancing to "Stacy's Mom" with my friend Stacy, her mom, and her friends and family at her wedding.  

A confirmed case of COVID19 at the Wawa that I went to three times this week.  They shut down.