At the top of the news, a female tiger was introduced to a male tiger at a zoo in hopes that they would mate.  Instead, the male tiger killed the female tiger.  Maybe it was something she said. 

 Eenie meenie miney meenis, catch a tiger by the ..........



2-23-2019. 

I decided to complete my rhyme.  

Eenie meenie miney meenis, catch a tiger by the penis.  If he hollers, don't let him go, or he might not get to blow.....