The Jewish Holiday Yom Kippur is a time where I usually try to purify my mind.  I am generally a good human, but one thing that I do have is lot of perverted jokes.  

During my lunch break at work, I often go to Shop Rite to sample the buffet.  It is located right near the Aqua Tots Swim School, which in my head, I re-named the Aqua Tits swim school.  Sometimes you just cannot help these thoughts from popping up.  

  I think I might get punished by the big man in the sky.  

However, it is right near Dick's sporting goods, so I am sure all the girls drive by Dicks and have  thoughts about how much they enjoy Dick's (the sporting goods store) as they go by there too.  So it is not just me.  That along with the "rock hard concrete" service, which I re-named the rock hard dick service".  

Have a meaningful fast, for those who are doing it, and make sure not to think about Aqua Tits Swim school  too much (I know, I'm terrible)!