A few nights after I saw them in concert, they're playing on late night TV, where they played a song off of an album that is set to be released next year.

Huge performance for this K-Pop boy band.  It's easy to see why these guys are taking over the world.

Okay, so I like Beto, but I guess he does move his hands a lot.  He probably doesn't care that he is being parodied, unlike Trump, who would just tweet about how Fallon is an idiot or something like that.  
  But I don't really get why some people got mad that his wife didn't speak in his video where he was declaring that he is running for president.  I suppose they saw that as her being a docile person without thoughts, whereas they wanted her to be Hilary Clinton or Michelle Obama.  But hey, it's only one video.  

Pete Davidson enlightened me with this Weekend Update.  So, if the person who created the couch that I am currently sitting on turns out to be a public masturbator, then I won't throw out the couch, I'll just acknowledge that the couch was made by a public masturbator.  Speaking of public masturbators, there have been two or three of those sighted in my neighborhood in the last month.  It wasn't me, I promise!

I'm sure if Christina sang something to me, she'd sing something nice about me.