I am looking for a bit more professionalism from my friends.  I guess if you are in your late 20's and still pre-gaming harder than everyone else parties (go F&M!), then you have some changes that need to be made. 

 I met some guy with Hepatitis C the other day, and not only is he regretting his past, but he is very difficult to insure with that, and might not get the coverage for his family that he needs.

Also, if the first time I met you was when you were drunk or stoned, I am probably not going to like you/remember you/care to speak to you more.